Friday, December 7, 2012

The eternal war of household flat surfaces.

I learned 2 things this glorious morning.

1. The awesome start to the day that spending 20 extra minutes snuggling with your significant other gives you, is worth being a few minutes late to work.

2. In the eternal war of household flat surfaces ( trust me, It is more vicious than you know). There are pretty clear sides. Walls are evil. The contain you, sneak up and attack you, and intentionally impede your progress at every chance. On the other hand, floors are champions for the side of good, because they will ALWAYS be there to catch you when you fall.

2 comments:

  1. I prefer slightly damp earth, it doesnt hurt nearly as bad to land face first in dirt..

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  2. Unless you're traveling at over 40 mph.... Then floors are bad

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